Best Damn People on Earth

Best Damn People on Earth

Mungkin mereka bukan orang yang paling tidak beruntung, memang masih banyak orang yang menderita kelaparan atau penyakit yang tidak bisa disembuhkan, tapi setidaknya, orang-orang ini selalu berada di tempat yang salah di waktu yang salah dan masalahnya berulang-ulang. Maybe they're not the most disadvantaged, is still a lot of people who suffer from hunger or disease that can not be cured, but at least, people are always in the wrong place at the wrong time and the problem repeatedly.
Apa mungkin mereka dikutuk atau bagimana ? What might they be condemned or how? Tidak ada yang tahu. No one knows.


1. 1. Tsutomu Yamaguchi Tsutomu Yamaguchi
Kesialan: Hanya ada dua kota yang hancur akibat bom atom, dan Tsutomu ada di dua kota itu, pada saat ledakan! Bad luck: There are only two cities destroyed by atomic bombs, and Tsutomu exist in two cities, at the time of the blast!

Tsutomu Yamaguchi, lahir 1916, Tsutomu Yamaguchi, born 1916,
Ia sedang berada dalam perjalanan untuk menjalankan bisnis di Hiroshima pada tanggal 6 Agustus 1945. He was on his way to do business in Hiroshima on August 6, 1945. Pada saat sedang turun dari tram, bom atom meledak. At the time of being dropped from the tram, the atomic bomb exploded. Gendang telinganya pecah dan ia menderita kebutaan sementara. Eardrums burst and he suffered temporary blindness. Setelah akhirnya berhasil lolos dan mendekam semalam di perlindungan, akhirnya ia kembali ke kota kelahirannya Nagasaki Having finally managed to escape and crouch overnight in protection, he eventually returned to her hometown of Nagasaki
Nagasaki beberapa hari kemudian Nagasaki a few days later
Tsutomu berada di kantor dengan atasannya, dan menceritakan berbagai pengalaman mengerikan dengan bom atom, persis ketika dia baru selesai ceria, bom meledak lagi di Nagasaki. Tsutomu was in the office with her supervisor, and told many terrible experiences with the atom bomb, just as he had just finished brightly, another bomb exploded at Nagasaki.
Untungnya Tsutomu masih hidup dan menceritakan semua hal ini.. Tsutomu fortunately still alive and told all these things ..

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2. 2. Jeanne Rogers Jeanne Rogers
Kesialan: Banyak Hal! Bad luck: Many thing!
Petir: disambar dua kali: 9 Milyar banding satu. Lightning: struck by two times: 9 billion to one. Jeanne Rogers kena dua kali berturut-turut! Jeanne Rogers hit two times in a row!
Waktu umur 18, pada liburan dengan kapal pesiar, Jeanne jatuh ke laut karena terlalu minggir. When the age of 18, on holiday with a cruise ship, Jeanne crashed into the sea because it is too step aside. Temannya berusaha menolong, tapi terpeleset dan akhirnya pingsan. His friend tried to help, but slipped and eventually fainted. Baru setelah temannya tadi siuman, baru akhirnya temannya meminta agar perahunya diputar balik dan menarik dia dari air. Only after his friend had recovered, a new friend finally asked that the boat turned around and pulled him from the water.
Beberapa tahun kemudian, anaknya Jeanne berteriak “Mama, burung lucu,” dan pada saat itu, seekor kelelawar menyambar kulit kepalanya. Several years later, her daughter Jeanne shouted "Mama, funny bird," and at that time, a bat grabbed the scalp. Setiap orang yang dimintai pertolongan malah ketakutan dan menutup pintu sampai akhirnya dia terpaksa membawa mobil temannya sendiri, karena temannya terlalu takut untuk membawanya ke rumah sakit. Any person who asked for help instead of fear and shut the door until finally he was forced to bring his own car, because her friend was too scared to take him to the hospital.
Selain itu juga beberapa hal terjadi dalam kehidupan Jeanne: dirampok, ditembak, dicekik, jatuh ke dalam lubang dan banyak hal lagi! In addition, several things happened in the life of Jeanne: robbed, shot, strangled, fell into the hole and so much more!


3. 3. Roy Sullivan Roy Sullivan
Kesialan: Disambar petir, tujuh kali! Bad luck: being struck by lightning, seven times!

Secara statistik, kemungkinan orang tersambar petir adalah 1 banding 3 ribu. Statistically, the likelihood of people struck by lightning are 1 in 3 thousand. Jadi, kalo sampe tujuh kali, nah, 3 ribu dipangkat tujuh deh…. So, if until seven times, well, 3 thousand dipangkat seven deh .... hitung sendiri! count yourself!
Roy Sullivan adalah penjaga taman nasional di Shenandoah National Park, Virginia. Roy Sullivan was a national park rangers in the Shenandoah National Park, Virginia. Kejadian pertama adalah pada saat dia berada di menara penjaga, Roy dihantam petir pada 1942. The first incident was when he was in the guard tower, Roy was hit by lightning in 1942. Kedua dan selanjutnya adalah pada saat menyetir mobil meninggalkan taman, pada saat memancing, dan pada saat berada di pos penjagaan. Second and the next is when driving a car leaving the park, at the time of fishing, and while in the guard post. Ini lebih aneh lagi, apalagi sampai petir menyerang pada saat berada di dalam gedung kan? It's even stranger, let alone to the lightning strike at the moment in the building right?
Serangan ke lima terjadi pada saat Roy sedang menggantung pakaian bersama istrinya, dan serangan keenam dilaporkan bahwa Roy merasa 'awan mengejarnya.' The attack occurred in the fifth when Roy was hanging clothes with his wife, and the sixth attack was reported that Roy felt 'cloud chasing. " Tapi bukan petir yang akhirnya mengambil nyawanya. But it was not lightning that finally took his life. Roy menembak dirinya sendiri pada usia 71 tahun! Roy shot himself at the age of 71 years!

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4. 4. Ann Hodges Ann Hodges
Kesialan: ditimpa meteor! Misfortune: overwritten meteor!

Percaya atau tidak dia adalah satu-satunya manusia di dunia yang ditimpa metor! Believe it or not he is the only man in the world are overwritten metor! Pada 30 November 1954, Ann Hodges tidur siang di sifa kamarnya dan tanpa diketahuinya, ada meteor yang jatuh dari langit. On 30 November 1954, Ann Hodges Sifa nap in his room and without knowing it, there is a meteor that fell from the sky. Batu chondrite ini pecah menjadi tiga bagian dan salah satunya melukai Ann di pinggangnya. Chondrite stone is broken into three sections and one was wounded Ann at her waist.
Kesialan tidak sampai disitu. Bad luck did not end there. Angkatan Udara AS, langsung datang dengan helikopter dan meminta batuan tadi tanpa ada kompensasi, karena marah, akhirnya suami Ann dengan bantuan pengacara mengambil kembali bati yang ada, dan akhirnya berniat membeli batu tadi seharga 5.000 dollar. U.S. Air Force, immediately came by helicopter and called rock was without any compensation, because of anger, Ann's husband eventually with the help of attorneys taking back the existing Bati, and eventually intends to buy the stone was worth 5000 dollars. Tapi pemilik rumah (ternyata keluarga Ann menyewa rumah), Bertie Guy, meminta uang tadi sebagai ganti rugi kerusakan rumah. But the owner of the house (it turns out Ann's family rented a house), Bertie Guy, had demanded money in compensation of damage to houses.
Karena tidak tahan terus menerus jadi rebutan, akhirnya batu tersebut disumbangkan ke Alabama Museum of Natural History, dan ceritanya berakhir disitu ! Unable to bear constantly is competed, the rock eventually donated to the Alabama Museum of Natural History, and the story ends there!

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5. 5. Robert Todd Lincoln Robert Todd Lincoln
Kesialan: Kenal banyak presiden,.. Bad luck: Knew a lot of presidents, .. dan semuanya mati tertembak! and everything was shot dead!

Bokap Robert ini siapa lagi kalo bukan Abrahm Lincoln? Robert was my father who else if not Abrahm Lincoln? Nah.. Well .. ceritanya dimulai dari bokapnya sendiri. the story begins from bokapnya own.
Pada umur 21 taun, Abrahm Lincoln terbunuh, kemudian, Robert masuk ke dalam dunia politik dan berada di posisi Menteri Perang dibawah pemerintahan James Garfield. At age 21 taun, Abrahm Lincoln was killed, later, Robert entered the political world and are in the position of Minister of War in the reign of James Garfield.
1811, 4 bulan setelah Robert diangkat sebagai mentri, pada saat mereka berdua sedang dalam perjalanan ke New Jersey, Presiden James Garfield ditempak juga 1811, 4 months after Robert was appointed as a minister, when they both were on their way to New Jersey, President James Garfield also ditempak
Setelah hampir 20 tahun tidak ada presiden yang dikenalnya mati tertembak, akhirnya dia diundang ke acara presiden McKinley. After nearly 20 years, no president had known was shot dead, eventually he was invited to the event the president McKinley. Memang Robert bukan jadi saksi mata sih, tapi setidaknya dia berada di ruangan yang sama dengan presiden McKinley pada saat beliau tertembak! Indeed, Robert is not so eye witnesses and all, but at least he was in the same room with President McKinley at the time he got shot!
Semenjak saat ini, semua undangan dari Presiden manapun selalu ditolak, dengan alasan 'Sadar diri' kali ya. Since this time, all the invitations of any president is always rejected, with reason 'conscious self' times yes.

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6. 6. Violet Jessop Violet Jessop
Kesialan: Hampir tenggelam di kapal pesiar.. Misfortune: Nearly drowned on a cruise ship .. tiga kali! three times!

Legenda di kalangan para kapten kapal bahwa wanita dilarang berada di kapal pada saat menarik sauh mungkin ada benarnya ketika kita membaca cerita ini. Legend among the ship's captain that women are prohibited from being on the ship pulled anchor at the time may have a point when we read this story.
Cerita Violet dimulai pada saat dia bekerja sebagai kru di Olympic, 'adik' kapal Titanic. Violet's story begins when she worked as a crew at the Olympics, 'brother' of the Titanic. 20 September 1911, Olympic bertabrakan dengan kapal tempur Inggris, untungnya ia selamat. 20 September 1911, the Olympic collided with the British battleships, luckily he survived. Karena itulah, akhirnya Violet pindah ke kapal berikutnya: Titanic! Therefore, Violet finally move to the next ship: the Titanic!
Ya mungkin ndak perlu cerita panjang lebar lah soal Titanic, toh semuanya sudah denger juga kan? Ya might not need a lengthy story was about the Titanic, yet it was heard too right? Nah.. Well .. abis dari Titanic, Violet mulai tobat dan menjauh dari kapal, secara mungkin dia sudah trauma juga gara2 Titanic kali ya? abis from Titanic, Violet began to repent and stay away from the ship, a trauma he may have also gara2 Titanic times huh? Psst: kapten kapal Olympic dan Titanic pas kejadian itu samaL Edward J. Psst: Olympic and Titanic's captain of the ship fitted events Samal Edward J. Smith Smith
Setelah beberapa lama ndak di laut, akhirnya Violet kangen dan kembali lagi jadi perawat di kapal Britannic. After a while not at sea, Violet finally missed and go back again to be a nurse on the ship Britannic. 1916, kapal tadi menabrak ranjau, dan sekali lagi Violet selamat, mungkin akhirnya karena dia merasa laut bermusuhan dengan dia, akhirnya Violet menjauh dari laut. 1916, the ship had hit a mine, and once again Violet survived, perhaps because he felt the sea eventually hostile to him, Violet finally move away from the sea.
Pada saat meninggal gara-gara gagal jantung pada 1971, jazadnya dilarung ke laut. At the time of death because of heart failure in 1971, jazadnya floated out to sea.

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7. 7. Jason and Jenny Cairns-Lawrence Jason and Jenny Cairns-Lawrence
Kesialan: Sering banget kena serangan teroris! Misfortune: Frequent terrorist attacks really hit!
a. a. 11 September, World Trade Center, Pasangan ini persis berada di New York pada saat menara kembar tadi jatuh dan hancur September 11, World Trade Center, the couple is tucked in New York at the time of the twin towers had fallen and broken
b. b. 7 Juli 2005, pada saat mereka sedang berada di London, mereka sekali lagi berada di kota dimana serangkaian bom meledak di stasiun kereta bawah tanah July 7, 2005, when they were in London, they once again be in town where a series of bombs exploded on subway station
c. c. 2008, akhirnya mereka berpikir untuk tidak berwisata ke kota-kota gedhe, dan ngelirik Mumbay, India, dan akhirnya berakhirlah pasangan ini sekali lagi berada di kota dimana adanya teror bom dan penembakan yang menelan ratusan jiwa. 2008, they finally thought to not travel to cities gedhe, and ngelirik Mumbay, India, and finally ended the couple were once again located in the city where the terror bombings and shootings that claimed hundreds of lives.

Pasangan ini mungkin bisa dibandingkan dengan Regina Rohde, cuman Regina mengalami dua kali saja, pertama di saat dia masih siswa di Columbine High School, dan menjadi saksi mata pembantaian dengan penembakan, dan jadi salah satu sejarah terburuk dunia dalam penembakan. This pair may be compared with Regina Rohde, cuman Regina experience twice, first when he was student at Columbine High School, and became an eyewitness to the shooting massacre, and so one of the world's worst history in the shooting. Delapan tahun kemudian, Regina menjalani Pascasarjana di Virgina Tech, dan dia sekali lagi menjadi saksi mata penembakan yang lebih buruk lagi dan sampai sekarang menjadi rekor pembantian terburuk dalam sejarah sekolah. Eight years later, Regina undergo Graduate School at Virginia Tech, and he once again witnessed the shooting worse and until now a pembantian worst record in school history.

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